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Riley Matthews - AU RP Things
Peaches, I only have one boy in my mind and he's already hard to keep up to. Lucas is a flight risk; you never know where the fluffnuggets he is.
Oh! Try writing Mama Friar; she may know where her 'little sheep' is.
Oh! Try writing Mama Friar; she may know where her 'little sheep' is.
"Here's the thing Riles... I know exactly where he is."
[She begins to nod her head very slowly, as in trying to let the information sink in to herself, but refusing to worry Riley while she's pregnant with her new born baby, she moves on.]
"You never told me about the names you have thought about for your baby Riles. Does Farkle know about it yet?"
[She begins to nod her head very slowly, as in trying to let the information sink in to herself, but refusing to worry Riley while she's pregnant with her new born baby, she moves on.]
"You never told me about the names you have thought about for your baby Riles. Does Farkle know about it yet?"
And where is he?
[ she raises one of her perfectly maintained eyebrows ]
Of course, I told Farkle I collapsed at work only to find out I was pregnant with his spawn. Or course not, he already has stress from school and work I don't need him to worry about the finer details. I'll eventually tell him.
[ she raises one of her perfectly maintained eyebrows ]
Of course, I told Farkle I collapsed at work only to find out I was pregnant with his spawn. Or course not, he already has stress from school and work I don't need him to worry about the finer details. I'll eventually tell him.
[she ignores the first question]
"He better look after you right. He better be the one to bring you COTTON CANDY IN BED. He better be"
[She knows he will, that's the type of person he is. Regardless, she mumbled under her breath]
"He better look after you right. He better be the one to bring you COTTON CANDY IN BED. He better be"
[She knows he will, that's the type of person he is. Regardless, she mumbled under her breath]
He's more likely to give celery bread. He's already tried to pull me into a healthier diet, I need my CANDY!
[ she perks up ]
I'm sorry Maya but I didn't catch that.
[ she perks up ]
I'm sorry Maya but I didn't catch that.
[The mumbling through her teeth continues] "Bringing her healthy... that baby NEEDS....she needs....SUGAR I say...." [She continues to grumble out words] "Eating for two...SUGAR included...How dare..." [She snaps out of it]
"It's okay baby, this is why i'm your back up wife. I'll stock you up with as much sugar as you need"
"It's okay baby, this is why i'm your back up wife. I'll stock you up with as much sugar as you need"
Peaches, I much as I hate to decline but this baby in me will most likely inherit my sugary cravings as well as Farkle's gorgeous genius brain. Not only will they be bouncing off the walls but they'll also know a way to make me think it's reasonable to consume such amount of sugar.
I don't want eleven children bouncing off the walls like bouncy balls. I think [ gulp ] I have to go healthy.
I don't want eleven children bouncing off the walls like bouncy balls. I think [ gulp ] I have to go healthy.
[Maya gasps in the same result you would get, if you had just told your other half you had some life threatening news]
"Baby don't think like that..."
[She grabs her hands and holds them within hers, and holds them lovingly]
"We can make it through this Honey..."
Edited 2016-08-10 12:32 am (UTC)
"Baby don't think like that..."
[She grabs her hands and holds them within hers, and holds them lovingly]
"We can make it through this Honey..."
Edited 2016-08-10 12:32 am (UTC)
I know Peaches but you have to admit, Farkle is the genius in this relationship.
[She lets go of her hands quickly]
"Oh. OH I see how it is..."
[She turns her head away in a playful manner]
"First husband before first Wife and all"
"Oh. OH I see how it is..."
[She turns her head away in a playful manner]
"First husband before first Wife and all"
I love you but I made a child with him.
[ a mischievous grin ]
Plus, he does wonders in bed...
[ a mischievous grin ]
Plus, he does wonders in bed...