[Maya wiggles her eyebrows]
"She liked herself some Farkle & Riley Lovin' eh?"
[She laughs after her playful remark]
"She was nice, deep down. She really liked you, and was confident you two were already married..."

Oh, Peaches... Only one month into dating Farkle we were already wearing matching rings on our wedding ring fingers plus I did call him my hubby a lot. It's great being Mrs. Farkle Minkus.

[ To be honest, they've been on the honey moon phase since then. ]

Eliza hated you, though.

It could have been that and you doing him. [ she gags a bit at the thought ]

Sure...

[ gags again ]

Yes, I've made love to my husband multiple times. LOOK AT HIM! i can't keep my hands of that gorgeous genius. Concluding, to me being pregnant with the first of his eleven children.

Maya, tell me. Are you and Lucas still stuck on limbo in your confusing relationship?

[ Some people just don't grow up.. ]

I want my angel to look like both of us. His eyes, my nose, his freckles, my smile.

[ Turns her body to Maya and gives her a serious look. ]

Do you want to know the whole story of how I finally got with Farkle?

"I think I know a lot of it because of Lucas..."
[He rambled onto her for days about it after it happened.]
"But you can tell me again"
[She smiles. She would let Riley tell her anything again if it made her eyes light up as brightly as when she speaks about Farkle]

I denied everything; I told myself not to like him, I told myself that I was supposed to be with Lucas but he had this way of make me smile and turning me into much when he walked into a room. I remember the night I couldn't deny it.

I had a nightmare and we snuck out and met each other. I've always felt safer in his arms. I almost kissed him and I remembered that it wasn't supposed to be that way. The first time I did, he gave me Sparkle. I ran away from him.

We were guilty and I didn't deserve him.

I ignored him so many times during that period, It broke both of us but somehow the texts at night they helped me sleep. I was juggling two guys at the same time and when I finally decided I wanted to be with him. I was too scared of hurt Lucas.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you love him it hurts more being away from him. If you love Lucas, say it. Tell him; you love him. After that, it'll work it's way together.

Peaches, I only have one boy in my mind and he's already hard to keep up to. Lucas is a flight risk; you never know where the fluffnuggets he is.

Oh! Try writing Mama Friar; she may know where her 'little sheep' is.

And where is he?

[ she raises one of her perfectly maintained eyebrows ]

Of course, I told Farkle I collapsed at work only to find out I was pregnant with his spawn. Or course not, he already has stress from school and work I don't need him to worry about the finer details. I'll eventually tell him.

He's more likely to give celery bread. He's already tried to pull me into a healthier diet, I need my CANDY!

[ she perks up ]

I'm sorry Maya but I didn't catch that.

Peaches, I much as I hate to decline but this baby in me will most likely inherit my sugary cravings as well as Farkle's gorgeous genius brain. Not only will they be bouncing off the walls but they'll also know a way to make me think it's reasonable to consume such amount of sugar.

I don't want eleven children bouncing off the walls like bouncy balls. I think [ gulp ] I have to go healthy.

I know Peaches but you have to admit, Farkle is the genius in this relationship.