[ slowly rises from her chair not loosing eye contact of his form ]

C'mere gorgeous!

[ charging for him ]

[ You know what he has on her? Movement. And he's up and at it in a second. Instead of locking himself in a room or go out the door, he chooses the quickest escape route: Out the window. ]


I'm Batman!

[ She could only run as fast as any other pregnant woman can so chasing who not work. But baiting him; oh that a different story. ]

Come back here you fluffnugget!

[ As soon as he's out the window she retreats to hide where he had been studying, sitting in his chair. Luckily for her beary was around then she let out a fake screech. ]

OWW! Regulus!

[Farkle stays just under the windowsill breathing. He knows Riley and that trickery wasn't above her. He wonders if that's the case today but the constant worrywart in him hammers in his chest.

So cautiously he moves slowly to peek into the house, head barely over it to take in the room.]

What did you do?

[ Fake sniffles cause she had to sell this ]

Re-Regulus...

Wh-what?

[ Turning in her chair, she smiles at him as she pets the bear. ]

I've been expecting you, my husband.

...Nope. See you later.

[Moving to hide under the planter, again.]

You. Get. Back. Here.

[ a small huff leaving her lips and pouts ]

I think I know a death sentence when I see it.

Hahahaha. No [Staying there and hiding.] The last time I followed whimpering I almost got cooked. I know where this is going.

[ Continues to whimper ] I promise not to do anything like that again.

[Nervously:] Your planning something aren't you?

Of course not, my lovebug.

I'm going to take that for a yes. So I'm just gonna stay out here and order myself an anchovies and banana pepper pizza and camp out here.

You're going to leave me alone. You know I don't like sleeping alone.

You already threatened me once. I've got emergency tent ready to go.

Regulus...

What? Are we not playing anymore? Is this real?

You're not actually going to leave me alone, right?

Well, no, but you should come outside.

You won't leave me alone, right?